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Juno Threadborne
Juno Threadborne

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The Conceptual Bullshit Threshold: A Manifesto

Welcome.

You’ve arrived at the only post you’ll ever need about the Conceptual Bullshit Threshold — or, as we like to call it CBT.

No, not that CBT.
This one’s worse.

What Is the Conceptual Bullshit Threshold?

The Conceptual Bullshit Threshold (CBT) is the point at which a system, institution, or process has become so saturated with its own structural nonsense that engaging with it — or even explaining it — requires you to endure the very bullshit it’s built on.

In simpler terms:
If you can’t meaningfully interact with the system without wading through absurdity, loopholes, or ritualized nonsense, congratulations — you’ve hit the CBT.

It’s not about whether the system “technically works.”
It’s about whether the sheer weight of its internal bullshit has become the defining layer of participation.

How Do You Measure CBT?

Ask yourself:

  • How much nonsense do I have to swallow just to get this system to work for me?
  • Do I need insider knowledge, hacks, or workarounds to navigate it safely?
  • Does success mean mastering the bullshit, not bypassing it?
  • Does improvement mean piling on more bullshit to fix the old bullshit?

The higher the bullshit-per-unit-of-engagement, the more likely you’ve crossed the threshold.

Why Name It? Why Now?

Because we live in a world drowning in systems that no longer fear their own absurdity.
They’ve normalized it.
They’ve professionalized it.
They’ve made you part of it.

And without a name — without a clear, sharp label — we end up hacking at the symptoms without seeing the root.

This manifesto gives you that label:

It’s not just broken. It’s crossed the Conceptual Bullshit Threshold.

Now you can spot it.
Now you can measure it.
Now you can call it out.


The Only Conclusion You’ll Ever Need

There’s no appendix.
There’s no follow-up post.
There’s no book deal, podcast series, or consulting framework.

This is the manifesto.
This is the framework.
This is the point.

Everything else?
Just more CBT.

If you’ve made it this far, congratulations:

You’ve personally endured CBT.

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