jQuery might outlive humanity 💀

Ben Halpern · 2025-11-11T17:18:47Z

jQuery Will Outlive Half of Today’s JavaScript Frameworks - Here's Why Sylwia Laskowska ・ Nov 5 '25 #webdev #javascript #programming #discuss

Top comments (2)

Pascal CESCATO • Nov 11 '25

After a nuclear strike, only the tardigrades, COBOL systems, jQuery, and a few forgotten Bash scripts would remain — and humanity could rebuild everything from there.

Sylwia Laskowska • Nov 11 '25

$(document).ready(() => {
  $('body').append('<p>Year: 2125. AI: 1 🤖 Humanity: 0 ☠️ jQuery: still working ✅</p>');
});